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  Una doh o! I hail o! How every every?! God no go shame us! Which day wah still dey talk say human hair plus attachment don corss!  Na im we wake up this morning! As bucket dey fly, na im shoe dey descend! 😂🤣 Wetin hapun?! Wetin hapun?! The two Aunties wey dey live downstairs, be like dem join money buy wig. So dem dey alternate am! Atink, na one money plenty pass the other, but both na shareholder! Anor know wetin really cause the problem but we dey hear the main wig owner dey say wig don lorss! How she wan go work as she nor get front hair! And dey nor dey allow colored wig for her working place! God abeg o! Wetin do your front hair?! Na bonnet she dey wear for compound so we nor dey ever see the true nature of her head!  This one nor be wetin oyinbo dey call alopashia, go google the thing! *anor kukuma go school!* As bonnet don fly comot during fight! They nor wear waist girdle! No eye latchis or make up! We never even try settle kworeh wey Landlord don call police ...

  HOUSE OF HERITAGE!!! Gbagam! Gbagam! Gbagam! Una welcome o! My Fellow country pipo! Make una come buy wetin we dey sell o! We know say e get some kain people, wey nor dey gree leave bag wey don old and close eye buy anada wan! *clickstongue! * Like Aunty Ngor wah know, she use bag sotehhh! Her grandshidren be wan go archive am for Museum! That one nor be good heritage! *God abeg e! * Those bags too get ancestors! You nor wan gree make their spirit rest?! The money wey you use buy the bag sef don forget the time you send am errand! Na inside some old purse, person go find kolanut, coconut, corn and agbalumo seed wey suppose don germinate 5,000 years ago! Contact us make we supply you with better bags and other services at shikini money! Nor wait until I climb window come thief that your shidren school bag wey don see shege! Jor close eye, carry ya phone and call the number wey dey dem banner! +234 0903 391 5341 and +234 814 530 1024 A trial odi convince you say Brand pass Brand! W...

 Kpoi! Kpoi! Na who dey haasee e?! I greet una! Nna ehn, The other day wah enter one salon for area, I say i wan buy brown eye pencil. Na im the Aunty say na N500! *Hian!* I say for pack abi bundle?!  She use bad eye look me!  Nor vex!  She carry only one pencil come!  I say which time ordinary eye pencil come corss like this?! I never even drop am, waka reach door wey one Madam enter, say she don late for the party wey she dey go! As i see am,  I don already sense say this one na content!  Na so i pull chair sidon say i dey wait person! They do the Madam...sorry Aunty face finish, Anor even recognise her again!  If una see eye latchis wey dem gum her!  De thing long pass handfan! Small breeze from Industrial Fan. This latchis go fly carry the Aunty comot the party na! Tailors these days nor jor gather conscience, be like dey don join work with carpenter dem!  Because, the kain corset wey dem dey do for dress these days ehn, the thing de...

K poi! Kpoi! Kpoi! Una well done o! How market and hustle?! E go better! I sidon for my side, na im oga Peter waka pass with him container! I say make i check for new dross and patronise him. Oga Peter first daughter waka pass, inside school uniform with her friends. She no wan greet her Papa o! Na me say Georgina, how school today?! Be like say hunger don comot your left eye, wey you nor quick see your Npa ba?! She squeeze face, greet herself with shame and pass! Oga Peter say him pikin tell am say, make he nor dey advertise women wares come her school area!  She say her friends dey laff her, say her Papa dey sell dross! *Udonminit!*  I say thesame money wey you dey use send her go the school?! Buy books, uniform and sandals! I say she 'couldn't' be! The next day, after I don open shop put person there, I call Oga Peter for phone say I get customer for am! He join me for junction, I carry am enter him pikin school! He nor wan follow me, begin look if him pikin go see am! N...

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Una wehdone o! My fellow country people! How dey go, dey go?! I hail! Na noise we hear inside hospital as I follow person go greet person! The woman wan come deliver, she begin wail, lament, pray...nothing wey she nor do! Na only her elderly Mama follow her come there. The Mama dey try hold her make she nor wunjor herself! As she dey fling hairnet, na so she dey fling slippers! Nurses say make them leave her, as the shout go help pursue the baby comot!  Una say wetin?! *jawsopen!* The Nurses just dey waka pass like say na nothing! As we enter go greet our person wey just born, Na she tell us say the woman's husband abandon her for midnight since 8months ago!  The baby don almost due now, as she come hospital na so so strong, strong words they comot for her mouth! *Hmmm!* The one wey my spynoculars carry, na when she call the husband full name say 'na only if no be him be the first and only man wey climb her, make everything begin work against am until he come back house!'*C...